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"Dino Attack!" - SideScrollers

The SideScrollers are transformed into ravenous dinosaurs! Hold on to ...

The SideScrollers are transformed into ravenous dinosaurs! Hold on to your butts!

"Holy Dart Champion" - SideScrollers

Jesus has been exiled from dart tournaments, idiots play with ...

Jesus has been exiled from dart tournaments, idiots play with a gun, and Bryan's beard gets around.

"Ben's New Scarf" - SideScrollers

What's the strangest way to knit a scarf? And how ...

What's the strangest way to knit a scarf? And how would Ben look as a sexy woman? Do you even want to know either answer? Well, you're about to find out.

SideScrollers - "Big Announcement"

The gang talks about some changes coming soon to ScrewAttack ...

The gang talks about some changes coming soon to ScrewAttack and using tacos as a form of ID.

"Child Puncher" - SideScrollers

Child puncher. 'Nuff said.

"Military State" - SideScrollers

Enemas, cavity searches, and scrotum nailing. The police are going ...

Enemas, cavity searches, and scrotum nailing. The police are going nuts!

"Murder Sex" - SideScrollers

What can the young learn from R Rated movies? Swear ...

What can the young learn from R Rated movies? Swear words, human anatomy, and murder sex.

SideScrollers - "Performance Art: A Pain In The Ass

Nick returns, Sessler's Twitter, and strange performance art.

SideScrollers - "Wakky Animal Circus"

Cat circus, ostrich racing, and scary plastic surgery today on ...

Cat circus, ostrich racing, and scary plastic surgery today on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - "Mega Laser Arm Sliming"

What would you put in place of your arm or ...

What would you put in place of your arm or leg if it was cut off? Craig, Chad and Sam hit this and other world changing issues on this week's SideScrollers.